Monday, January 29, 2007

The Show


Saturday night, me and the Galoot ate dinner with the preppy girl, starry night, and the silver fox. It was delicious.

Then we performed at the Reg Studio Theatre to a pretty good sized crowd. There were a decent couple of sketches. I think one of the more interesting was a story of a guy in training for the olympics who decides it's time to change his diet to become stronger etc...

He says he has read up on cannibalism, and is intrigued at the idea that he can absorb another person's power/soul through ingestion. He and his olympic trainer set out to find a victim/protein boost.

They kill what they think is a homeless woman, and prepare to eat her, only to discover that she is an undercover police officer. Another homeless guy shows up and they slay him as well.

Finally, the athlete's trainer strangles the olympic hopeful with a belt, convinced that the buffet of human flesh before him will give him the power to stage his own olympic come back.

But irony rears its ugly head as the coach drops to his knees sobbing, remembering he doesn't have a driver's license. His freshly dead athlete was his only means of transportation. He cries.

Simplicity.

4 Comments:

Blogger PreppyGirl said...

She was a cop? I missed that part. I'm pretty sure Princess has the belly wave on video. Sweet.

11:14 AM  
Blogger princess slea said...

yes, she had an undercover police badge.
the line about Ian's really nice "dolphin" was hilarious as he was doing "the worm"

until the powers that be figure out how to test for "soul devouring" then people everywhere need to watch out for cannibalistic atheletes.

2:05 PM  
Blogger Julia said...

Oh my. Assuming that those suggestions came from the crowd, it does sound you had a decent turn-out!

2:56 PM  
Blogger TMT said...

It was a fun show, if somewhat dominated by the topic of deer strangling.

4:34 AM  

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