The Show

Saturday night, me and the Galoot ate dinner with the preppy girl, starry night, and the silver fox. It was delicious.

Then we performed at the Reg Studio Theatre to a pretty good sized crowd. There were a decent couple of sketches. I think one of the more interesting was a story of a guy in training for the olympics who decides it's time to change his diet to become stronger etc...

He says he has read up on cannibalism, and is intrigued at the idea that he can absorb another person's power/soul through ingestion. He and his olympic trainer set out to find a victim/protein boost.

They kill what they think is a homeless woman, and prepare to eat her, only to discover that she is an undercover police officer. Another homeless guy shows up and they slay him as well.

Finally, the athlete's trainer strangles the olympic hopeful with a belt, convinced that the buffet of human flesh before him will give him the power to stage his own olympic come back.

But irony rears its ugly head as the coach drops to his knees sobbing, remembering he doesn't have a driver's license. His freshly dead athlete was his only means of transportation. He cries.

Simplicity.