Friday, August 11, 2006

Check Your Head


Do you ever wonder who in the hell makes those big checks that you see in those cheesy press pictures? It's me. I really would like to make a pen to go with each check. You know, about the size of a pool noodle. I think those big checks need a big check book too. Who came up with this big check thing anyway? Was it a really small guy? You can't cash them. They would be way more fun if you could. I want to take them to a really big bank and get huge bills the size of beach towels and coin change the size of serving platters. I want to live in bigland.

3 Comments:

Blogger PreppyGirl said...

Your mouth is writing checks your body can't cash.

Did I just totally flub that? Maybe it's the guy who makes those really big styrofoam 10 gallon hats too. Hmmmm.

3:19 PM  
Blogger Julia said...

I managed to decipher my semi-drunk scribblings enough to find your blog, but I couldn't find the Gorillaz video on youtube.

Incidentally, we'll have to compare people we knew at RIT sometime since I was hanging around a little bit in the late '96-98 time period.

It was great to see you last night!

9:08 AM  
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