Some Spooky Shit...

For lack of a truly meaningful blog topic, I will relay a stupid story.

About a year ago, I got a pair of boxers. GAP is notorious for creating a different boxer pattern for any holiday (I think there may have even been one for Arbor Day ). Any way, I got these Halloween boxers from the GAP. I don't think I bought them, but they were a gift. They were black with a spooky-eye pattern all over them. Throughout the spooky-eye pattern there was also the occaissional "boo" here and there. It was just the word, in lower-case letters, boo.

So I'm wearing these boxers one day, under my jeans, and I'm walking through the mall when I decide it's time to make a stop at the bathroom. I know many people who have hang-ups about public facilities, but for the most part I don't. I went into the stall, closed the door and sat down. It was clean... I checked.

I look down at my knees where my jeans are bunched up and notice something peculiar. For lack of anything else to read, I read my boxers, only they don't say "boo" anymore. The pattern, it turns out, can be read from the inside of the boxers too which should appear as "ood" right?

Only it doesn't say "ood" at all. The pattern I am reading is reversed AND upsidedown which reads "poo."

I laugh out loud at the "poo" in my boxers. Someone a few stalls over leaves in a nervous hurry.