Friday, July 28, 2006

Princess Diaree, Cha Cha Cha


Princess Diaree

Cyn tried to answer the challenge on the Princess. I will now demonstrate my own talent for shitty blog exercises:

1. Where did we meet? The Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale

2. Middle name? Trouble

3. Does she believe in God? She believes the children are our future...

4. How long have we known each other? Since 1989

5. Her eye color? Green

6. Any siblings? Yes

7. Favorite things to do? Bust my balls

8. Favorite music? Techno tracks to Bust Gary's Balls By...

9. Favorite sport? Lawn Darts

10. Is she shy or outgoing? Outgoing... pee behind that bush in the yard

11. Does she follow the rules or go against them? She does what she has to do to "Git R Done!"
12. If she and I were stranded on a desert island what would she bring? A conch so she couold be in charge and do all the talking.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Oooooo! What does this button do?...


The other night, Boomerang® ran a Dexter's Laboratory Marathon. I watched it with Chloe. It was the best thing ever. When my wife was pregnant with her, she once worried over the possibility that Chloe wouldn't be as smart as us. I think many parents worry about things like this before their kids arrive. Chloe's favorite cartoon is Dexter's Laboratory. That is brilliant. Now I'm worried that she's smarter than us... she already has great taste in cartoons.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Satyr Daze


Why am I in the office on a saturday? WHY AM I IN THE ORAFICE ON A SATURDAY? Well, I was goiong to try to get some work done. Didn't happen. It's rainy and quite frankly, I woould rather be anywhere else. But, I am here, and I'm scooting around on the internet and figured I would blog.

Nothing particularly important going on today. I created a new avatar. Do you like it?

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Getting Wiki wid it.

Okay, here's another PreppyGirl Blog thingy. Here goes:

1. Go to Wikipedia.
2. In the Search box, type your birth month and day (but not year).
3. List three events that happened on your birthday.
4. List two important birthdays and one interesting death.
5. One holiday or observance (if any).
6. Tag 5 more people - if you feel like it (but, I didn't).

3 EVENTS

1.) 1785 - Benjamin Franklin writes a letter to his daughter expressing disappointment over the selection of the eagle as the symbol of the United States; he wanted the turkey.

2.) 1986 - Halley's Comet is visible in the night sky as it passes in its 76-year orbit around the sun.

3.) 2005 - A helicopter crash in eastern Iraq kills 31 United States soldiers.

2 BIRTHDAYS

1.) 1908 - Stéphane Grappelli, French jazz violinist

2.) 1925 - Paul Newman, American actor

1 DEATH

1.) 1997 - Jeane Dixon, American astrologer (she saw it coming).

HOLIDAYS

1.) Australia - Australia Day.

2.) International Holocaust Remembrance Day.

3.) International Customs Day.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Getting on the "Band" wagon


Preppygirl and her beau convinced me to do one of these crazy blog thingies.

Pick one recording artist or group you like and answer the following questions with their song titles:

I am going to have to pick They Might Be Giants

Are you male or female? Particle Man
Describe yourself. Why Must I Be Sad?
How do some people feel about you? Doctor Worm
How do you feel about yourself? S-E-X-X-Y
Describe your "ex". She thinks She's Edith Head
Describe your current significant other. She's Actual Size
Describe where you want to be. Istanbul (Not Constantinople
Describe how you live. Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head
Describe how you love. Another First Kiss
What would you ask for if you had a wish? I Should Be Allowed to Think
Share a few words of wisdom. The Statue Got Me High
Now say goodbye. The End of the Tour